A heartthrob at leopold cafe!

Enticed by firangis and droved by beer
we entered in.... the rest is history :-)

Ok ... Leopold cafe and bar is situated in Colaba near Taj hotel ... We happen to visit yesterday and the ambience is quite rocking ... this following poetry is based on a firangan (foreigner) which i saw there yeaterday !!! Enjoi !!!



Through the beer tower i saw her coming,
her harem pants, backless top and bare feet were eye catching.

How to divert my eye balls was an unanswerable question,
so gazing her was the only last option.

Sitting on an adjacent table my eyes stared her,
glance of her lightening smile was a moment between us.

Amidst the crowd she was glinting like a shimmering diamond,
her milky white face from ciggy smoke was clear and sharpen.

Out of hallucination she was fluttering through the passage,
inculcating in brains of everyone a lusty message.

her fashion spree put us back into passe,
believe me she was a heartthrob at Leopold cafe.

Kuch bhi

A fantasy cyclone ...


Lot-sa butterflies in my belly,
Fluttering all over like cherries on a hot jelly...
Tickling in my tummy treacherously
all telling me to jot down my three fantacies veraciously...

'chop chip chop' came the sound all of sudden,
in a flash a 'nutty' butterfly popped out from my belly button,
'So wots the craziest thing you want to do?'she asked me the question ;)
" steering the winds with rocket on my back
i want to land on the crown of Mr. liberty
and jump naked in blue waters... "
with raised eyebrows and hazy eyes i answered that with perfection,
witnessing that she flew away with compassion.....


'Tick tack Tock' came the next sound,
A 'hungry' butterfly came outta my mouth with a frown.
With watery mouth (wateva) she asked " So wots the last thing you want to dine? "
Rolling my tongue onto my lips i answered "a spicy octupus cooked in sparkling wine"..
Hearing it she fled into the nearby pine.


'AAaAchHoo' i sneezed and shruged,
Outta my nostrils two 'rich' burnished butterflies Appeared like a bling bling thug...
"How much is too much for you?" they asked with a squint,
"A ruppee more than Mr. Gates will be much i guess", i answered wiping all calcus going in my mind.. [;)]
mortified and terrified they vanished like a sound of a wind chime...

Finally all knots in my belly got untied..
the butterflies were satisfied ..
My thoughts got fantasized ..
the rhyming is clarified..
And the ending i suppose is glorified !!!!

MeMoRiEs Of GoA

Spirits were high & anxieties were erupting,
Volvo for GOA was dawdling and dawdling,
Finally Someone roared as volvo came outside the door.

T'was a lovely drizzling mornin' and our destination was closing in...
Someone puked,
Someone danced,
Someone whispered,
Someone clicked,
Some got drunk,
Someone banter,
but no offence it was all part of the floor.
There she (destination) came,
all sneaked out to enjoy the game....

Prevailing altercations, Mismatched actions & Belied planning were profound & howered all around,
But who cared as it was soon beheaded from the ground...

Secluded & crowded beaches,
Old & historical churches,
Long & ambient cruises,
Big and small markets,
Beers and fennies,
Shells & talismans,
Discotheques and Pubs,
last but not least BIKES & GYPSIES were on hunt ,
and we all managed to exlore them just like a savvy detective destroying a fuckin CUNT *** sowwie for being lil Obscene ***

A wide Expanse away from the cocophony of daily humdrum life was a heaven caricature,
and it was the best way to enjoy our mother nature...

The cloudy evening was simply irresistable and the cold sand beneath our feet of calanghute & baga was simply commendable...

Beautiful Firangi's (foreigners) with their chillams (hash pipes) were scattered everywhere,
And the pole dance by an audacious bimbo in the discothque phunked with hearts then and there....

Then as darkness fell,
and homewards we walked...
The night all of a sudden,
Seemed quiet and tranquil...
Back to the humdrum routine we all came... in the hope we will definitly rock GOA AGAIN :D

***** CHEEEERS ****

Here's another weird, meaningless & illogical poetry ;) ...i really dont have any idea from where i started or ended but finally or luckily it ended...

NAUGHTY CLOUD

That naughty haze of cloud

That naughty haze of cloud

is a big bonker from inside.

He knows when to start and when to stop his fury,and i bet he has a power not less than a judge or a jury...

On his journey he saw an old man pushing cart loaded with wheat bags, now this was the time for the cloud to come out with some new gags...

Instantly that old man got coverfire from the cloud...

There the man got slipped and drenched wheat bags lay, the cloud sniggred and ran away...

That naughty haze of cloud

That naughty haze of cloud

is a big bonker from inside...

After a while the cloud found another hunt,and this time it was a cute baby playing out like a hunk...

The cloud busted and frowned,

wet nappy skitted down and the butts landed on the muddy ground,

the sacred tears bursted and the contended cloud ran away...

On the way to asylum cloud saw a beautiful girl dressed in translucent white, *heeheeYo*

& the prank by the philanderer cloud was ready in a while...

the showers sprinkled and the girl opened the umbrella with the pride,

The cloud got angry and sneaked behind the giant mountain beside.......

That naughty haze of cloud

That naughty haze of cloud

is a big bonker from inside...

A NIGHT WITH RAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Its a drizzling night tonight...
The surroundings are re awakened and everythin's alive
I m standing in the balcony of a skyscraper
I have no where to go and the clouds are looking so wry.

Its a drizzling night tonight...
Rain's pouring hard on me and m already half drenched.
Each drop starting from my head and falling from the cheek is consecrating my brain again.
The aroma of the scented soil is refreshing my mind full of memories of the past.

Its a drizzling night tonight...
These angel like droplets are dissloving into the saline tears of mine
The small streams running on the street is calling me to join the journey to the sea
The fragrance seems dissapearing taking my breathe along with it

Its a drizzling night tonight
These sacred droplets, are they rejuvenating me? (*their magic is eternal belive me*)
or they are sharing my tears just like a loyal friend?
These dark clouds spreading all over, droplets of rain, pitter patter sound, the aroma ...
I believe its wrapping me with its warmth love when i was lying with a hopeless night !!!!

its a drizzling night tonight!!!
its a drizzling night tonight!!!

A filthy experience!!!!!

Story of my trip, was not less than a drift .. couldnt be left untold ..
So here I am… to tell ye about the train… which was an overloaded crane..
Pushes drove me in .. screams got me the way and I manage to stand straight...
Next station came , no one step down however a group of bald filthy ppl came in …
And this was me , standing with paining knee.. in between those baldies…
My head was fixed and I couldn’t got worse than this …
Arms of ppl, gone up high revealing those auburn, tarnish, short , long and drenched hair.(underarms)
That guy was burping… the other was farting and the third was taking out diamonds frm his teeth.. ( *sniggers* )
This was not all , as I saw a woman busy with mucus just like a kid playing with ball…
So the scent [:p] got mixed, making deadly combo which howered around me
I faced towards the ceiling to escpe frm vomit ..
A bald head ..drenched with sweat ..landed on my cheeks
Hardly I could do .. coz my hands were stuck
So I wiped with a white shirt…
A big sigh of relief… as my station came on..
Happily I went..
Murmuring those words, “could I get worse than this?”.

i have something in my mind to share wif ye ppl , lets see where i reach.. pardon me @all intelligent students.. it aint meant for ye !!!!

life's fast .....

You came outta womb and after a couple of yrs you started walking..

You blew tantrums and everything was put into your kitty by your parents..

You overwhelmed when your kindergarten teacher gave you a big star on your wrist..

You cried in the school bus and always forgot your tiffin box in school..

You got thrashed while using first cussing in front of your parents

You hide your school diary which was full of bad remarks

You did false signatures on your report card and finally a feeling of responsiveness came in boards..

You burnished your exam papers like anything but as usual checking from the teachers was not upto the mark. *highly optimistic people*

And finally you came into graduation or i should say lover boy stage where you realised there's no life beyond your cell phone and your girl..

That late night talks and when caught, those illogical excuses; ah, i bet you still remember all of em.

Farewels and discotheques, shimmering clothes, stupid excuses at home, coming late every night ... gosh !!! All those things are as fresh as a hot spongy truffle with a vanilla scoop..

And your convocation in college , that long coat and a beautiful crown like cap ... i bet everyone must be thinking to capture the whole world

Your first job, boring and drab ... work and work but still you manage to take out time for those mischivious things ..

And that realisation to continue your studies was again entering a new world..

Finally into a PG institute ... those naughty things, studying in the last days, doing projects an hour before submission,getting caught while giving proxy... man life's awesome .. cant i always study in my life ???

Finally you're sitting alone and thinking...Man .. you're 23 ... is life fast or my memory is so sharp that all the things ive done uptill now are crystal clear?????

*****************whoaa*****I******* Completed ********************